Don't quit your day job!

Braelyn grabbed half of a broken baton tonight and announced she was going to tell some jokes. We have had a few months of knock-knock she makes up so I was prepared with my fake smile, and she said, "What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a chicken?"
-I don't know, what?
"A croc-a-doodle-doo!"
It caught me off guard but was actually really funny, so Berkley and I laughed and laughed and she started again, "What do you get when you cross a bear and a chicken?"
-Hmmm, I'm not sure?
"A grrr-a-doodle-doo!"
Oh dear here we go...
"What do you get when you cross a turtle and a chicken?"
-Fake smile, I really don't know.
"Ummmm.....I don't know either, I don't know what turtles say..."
Ok, maybe she is really funny.

In Berkley news she has found a Jasmine costume that we got for a dollar in the Halloween clearance last year. I thought we would just put a shirt underneath but Berkley has other ideas, and now walks around with her cute little round belly out pretending to be Princess Jasmine. I get to be Aladdin but I am not so good at the man voice, I usually forget and revert to my high pitched granny voice, because that is usually who I get to play. Berkley does not like when I forget and makes me repeat everything I say in a deep voice followed by, "And I love you beautiful princess."